Small Town LOL
 
   
I know you're all laughing b/c IT IS TRUE!!!
 
You might be from a small town if...

1. You can name everyone in your school.
 
2. You went to parties in a field, a bush, a gravel pit, or in then middle of a dirt road (and the party couldn't start until someone with a big stereo in their truck showed up).
 
3. You used to cruise "main".
 
4. You got a fine and your parents knew within the hour.
 
5. You scheduled parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
 
6. You could never buy cigarettes or booze because all the store clerks knew how old you were.
 
7. When you did find somebody old enough to buy cigarettes/booze,you still had to go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke and drink.
 
8. It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.
 
9. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
 
10. You don't give directions by street names, but by references turn by the Clarke's house, go 2 blocks past the Hounsell's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
 
11. The golf course had only 9 holes.
 
12. You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/ girlfriend.
 
13. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads and you will never own a light-coloured vehicle for this reason.
 
14. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.
 
15. You refer to anyone with a house newer then 1980 as "the rich people".
 
16. The people in the "big city" dress funny - then you pick up the trend 2 years later.
 
17. Anyone you want to find can be found at either the 7-11, the Pool Hall, or Lumber House.
 
18. Directions are given using the 4-way stop as a reference.
 
19. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you want a ride somewhere.
 
20. Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.
 
21. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
 
22. You can charge at all the local stores or write cheques without any i.d.
 
23. The closest Dairy Queen is 45 miles away (or more).
 
24. The best mall is over an hour away.
 
25. It is normal to see an old man picking bottles in the ditch.......and you know his name.
 
26. Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.
 
27. Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.

28. A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.
 
29. You can remember when your town finally got cable
 
30. Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.
 
31. You thought the 30-year-old guy that was at all the parties was cool.
 
32. The whole town reeks when the fish trucks drive through.
 
33. The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.
 
34. The best burgers in town are at the rink.
 
35. You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake".
 
36. You lost your virginity at a bush party.
 
37. You laugh 'til your sides hurt reading this because you know it is all true and you send  it to everyone who lives in your town because you know them all!!!